socialism

1) Political science concerning itself with the equitable distribution of labor and income.

2) The wave of the future.

"Democratic Socialism will extend democracy from the political system to the economic system"

by Apocalycious March 3, 2003

socialism

exploting the masses in the name of the masses in order to gain wealth and power.

Newly 'reformed' People's Republic of China.

by jeff rasmussen November 16, 2003

Socialist Media

What modern social media has become because of the amount of censorship as part of a march toward socialism.

I posted my opinion about something on socialist media, And because they did not agree with my opinion, they censored it.

by Testore April 21, 2021

Socialism

A fancy word for Communism.

Some guy told me he was a proponent of Socialism so I summarily executed him on grounds of treason.

by Some Loser August 28, 2006

Socialism

An economic system in which the government controls everything and provides everyone with everything they need. In theory it works, but in practice... it fails. And here are 6 reasons why:

1. If The Government controls the economy then they control your life

2. When the government run's something, it becomes inefficient & corrupt

3. If one guy works hard, and the other is lazy they get payed the same

4. Why would a doctor got to medical school to get payed the same as a janitor at "Government Burger"

5. Socialism has failed before (USSR) and it won't work now

6. Since there is no incentive to succeed, this means it will take years for technology to advance

Socialism has failed numerous times in the past... why would anyone want it again?

by TheRationalCapitialist February 19, 2011

socialism

1. A system that is pure and all that is good, but fails to encompass the inherent flaw in mankind - namely the neocon genome.

by situationist September 2, 2003

socialist

A man with a very small penis. In order to endow himself with more, he will attempt to lop off portions of other mens penises for his own use, and failing that he will just kill the bearer of said larger penis.

The size of your penis is much larger than mine, therefore to ensure equality you must give me an inch of yours that I will use as my own.

by crtree April 21, 2005