Social 'Dick'stancing

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.

"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."

by KayYo21 March 21, 2020

soccor

the classic game where you choose someone to be a ball and then kick them from a server

Admin: "Hey do you want to play soccor?"
User: "What?"
Admin: "Ok, you are the ball."

Admin will then kick the user from the server.

by David from the Bible November 24, 2020

Social Smooshing

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

by smebobo January 28, 2021

VP Social

Someone who rises to the occasion to plan or help plan a course of events that will lead to legendary night out. In order to keep acting position of VP social you must be awesome at short term planning, on the spot decision making and networking. VP social is an electoral position where majority vote in a crew designates VP social to a 2-year term unless performance of acting VP social is compromised or lame.

Emily was removed from acting VP Social role due to poor performance to make epic night out, burgers alone were round like meatballs. Jeremy organized 50 shades of awesomeness time and time again that led him to be the VP Social in his crew.

by Durtis May 22, 2013

Social Media Diarrhea

or SMD for short is usually the result of an over zealous individual who attends a class put on by a social media expert & suddenly thinks they are God's gift to Social Media. A day before this class they thought Facebook was a compilation of mug shots from the FBI's Most Wanted List. Now they friend everyone, interject in everyone's conversation with meaningless comments such as "Sounds Good!" or "Ha!". SMD also includes clogging feeds across networks including Twitter & LinkedIn with the same message with auto posts all the while thinking they are building relationships & making connections when in fact they are simply ignoring the crap out of everyone. SMD is common among Realtors & Hobby Business Owners in the Baby Boom Generation.

Damn that Real Estate Agent from the Chamber of Commerce has a real bad case of Social Media Diarrhea she's always clogging my LinkedIn feed & tagging crappy unfocused pictures of me on Facebook. Someone needs to get her some Pepto!

by TruthTeller1629 July 14, 2011

soccer thighs

When a girl thighs are thick, but not fat. Also make for great cusioning during intercourse. This is usually how they are best identified. Most girls that have these have a relativley bigger than average figure yet their weight is proportional to their height and are not fat. Other girls that have these are just chubby chicks, but not too chubby, because thats when you get into cottage chese thighs. And of course last but not least, a girl who plays soccer will have these thighs, and damn they will be sexy. See Also thick thighs.

That girl has soccer thighs, I could tell once her pants were down.

by dankenstein February 11, 2005

soccer mom

A suburban stay at home cumdumpster who thinks that her opinions count for anything. Usually seen driving an overpriced SUV, talking on her cell phone, and yelling at her kids for stepping on the Macy's bags-all at the same time. Have a tendency to smugly advertise, with bumper stickers, basically everything. Are known for lobbying for tougher alcohol regulations, gun laws, and censorship. Just another good reason to make the laws about homicide more lenient.

"Holy shit! Some soccer mom in her Escalade nearly ran me off the road because she was talking on her cell phone instead of paying attention to the road.

by herrsquidward October 23, 2007