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Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.
Sober Matt by sulima May 21, 2023

Sober Karakat 

Sober Karakat is when ur dick itches hard so u pull it out. Cause of this basic hygiene, if u don't wipe ur ass it will extend till ur dick. First signs: black and stinky penis
Mark: Bro i got Sober Karakat, i don't know how to piss now

Sober Glove 

The sober glove is the way, the truth, and the light out on the roads after you gullet too many beerz with the boys. Have too many beerz? Get behind that wheel and strap on your sober glove!
After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!
Sober Glove by RawDyke July 16, 2023

sober syndrome 

The act of being sober for 78 days and gaslighting alcoholics
“Austin and blase you guys are gonna drink 12 beers tonight huh?” “Kev man you really have sober syndrome
sober syndrome by Levinator28 July 17, 2023

Sober October 

Some bitch-made shit suburban dudes do to appease the other bitch made people around them.

Involves refraining from drugs and alcohol for one month and the doing that shit the other eleven
- Horge: Haven’t seen Schmirby this month

-Zaring: This that Sober October month he act like bitch
Sober October by Ohhhohhh September 23, 2023

sober cringe 

'sober cringe' is a literal idiom for avoiding cringe at all costs, that means that sb. with 'sober cringe' will intentionally block every single cringey item he/she sees at instant.
" Mark is sober cringe. He literally hates and avoids cringe at all costs. Mad respect. "
sober cringe by Those Nuts November 16, 2023