sober wasted

to feel the symtoms of intoxication while being completely sober ( sometimes caused by sleepyness)

*dude r u okay ur not usually like this

*braa i dunno im sober wasted

by upthealley April 25, 2013

sober goggles

A guy who in a clearminded, sober state, still thinks ugly girls are attractive.

Damn, Bill's girlfriend is one ugly ass ho. He's got some serious sober goggles.

by Mikeecht December 25, 2007

sober binge

N. A long period of sobriety sustained by a heavy drinker.

--"So, how goes the sober binge?"
--"Ugh... I think I'm about to reach my limit."

by M B I February 26, 2009

Sober Sailor

A person who prefers the experience of being sober over using alcohol and drugs. They seek and find pleasure in activities that don't involve substance use.

She won't get drunk with us, she's a sober sailor.

by Lethal Lex December 5, 2010

Sober Attack

A panic attack which is caused by the lack of Cannabis, cbd, and thc present in the bloodstream. If a Marijuana enthusiast, one who usually is medicated by 4:20pm, for whatever reason does not partake, a sober attack may occur.

symptoms: anxiety
feelings of hopelessness
irritability
dizziness
mood swings
hopelessness
blurred vision
jumbled speech
nausea
loss of train of thought
writer's block
photosensitivity

: Hey, how's your day going?
Me: it sucks, I had a sober attack and could not even move out of bed and my world crashed down
: oh well I have something for that.
Me: YOU BETTER HAVE SOME REEFERS OR ELSE I'LL CHOKE YOU!
friend: yes i have reefers
Me: my day is much better now, good looking out on the reefers fam

by darthreyder November 20, 2011

sober hobbit-girl

A sober hobbit-girl is often just minutes away from her next beer and her only topic of conversation is that she never going to drink alcohol again. She is not very critical in their choice of partner - even she is sober.

Larsson: Hi guys, my girl is going to be sober.

The Gang: Come on, we saw her, she is just in the "sober hobbit-girl" stage, next level is coming...

by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014

Sober Monitor

someone who is supposed to be sober at an event and monitor proceedings, but would often rather drink

Ali was supposed to be the sober monitor for the party Thursday, but was the drunkest girl at the party by 10:30pm.

by ginger125 September 19, 2016