snotty dragon

when a woman is giving a blow job and the man ejaculates, forcing the come out of her nose.

man: get ready...here it comes
woman: mmphhh..
man: wow...your first snotty dragon...now clean yourself up, my mums coming over for dinner...

by spidapornmanwhore January 15, 2014

cold shitty

n. ice cold, cheap domestic beer, oftentimes of a "light" variety. The idea is to drink them quickly while they are cold shitty beers before they become warm shitty beers, and thus less palatable. Originally heard in Oklahoma City, the term has migrated to Honolulu, Hawaii as well. The activity itself is universal and lends itself well to lounging beside a body of water, natural or otherwise.

-So what you guys gonna do this weekend?
-Dunno, probably go to the lake and drink a cold shitty or three.
-Nice.

by Parker405 June 3, 2010

Snotty totty

Usually a young woman of wealthy / extremely comfortable origin who is also very attractive and knows it. She can be seen either at the gym trying not to look repulsed by the smell of sweat; 'modelling' Abercrombie & Fitch clothes; thinks herself above WAGs, but secretly reads celebrity magazines for fashion tips. Attends university (of course) though is not very bright, & can sometimes be seen in the student union 'slumming it' - looking down on anyone with left wing opinions.
Also can be seen walking down the high street thinking she's a catwalk model.

Man 1: 'By jove that's a prime piece of yuppie tuppy'!

Man 2: 'Oh Gideon you're SOOOO 1980s; that's a snotty totty'.

by mertric mike July 27, 2009

shitty ass craps

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.

John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.

by reeferdave January 15, 2011

tree sitty

How a 10 year old says (Xbox) 360.

Brat: Mommy, I want a tree sitty.
Mother: No.
Brat: TREE SITTY, TREE SITTY! I WANT A TREE SITTY!

by Ruklo June 19, 2006

Shitty Mick

describes a bogus situation or a time when things don't work out well or end up poorly.

susane ..."we never made it to the pub, put all my money on a horse and lost it all!"

Seamus ..." ah dude that shitty mick"

by themajormackeral March 4, 2009

shittydickwilly

the devine act of ass fucking then pulling out your shitty dick and sticking it the ear of the reciever and yelling shittydickwilly bitch shittydickwilly bitch

tonight when we get home your gonna get a shittydickwilly

by brandon okelberry April 28, 2009