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small arms repairer 

Official title for United States Army MOS series of 91F (ninety-one fox). They are the best trained weapon mechanics on the face of the planet. Their main responsibility is to repair weapons which troops have damaged due to negligence, lack of knowledge, inability to retain information once it has been presented and occasionally due to actual combat.

In maintenance companies 91F's work in larger groups, gauging , repairing and preparing weapons for training and combat.

Occasionally a 91F will be attached to a line company or battalion that is more than likely to see combat, has a lower than usual IQ average that poses a higher risk to government equipment or both (especially with combat engineers and infantry). In these groups, 91F's are often erroneously referred to as "armorers", referring to the ASI identifier that traditionally knows almost nothing about weapons and refuses to accept your weapon into the arms room, no matter how clean it is. 91F's who are new to such units are often offended by this label because of the vast difference in training, but experienced 91F's let it go, feeling sympathy for the special needs companies they are attached to who honestly couldn't know any better if their lives, families lives and the lives of every living organism in the universe depended on it.
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's a qualified Small Arms Repairer".

"Say again? I don't understand..."
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's our unit armorer."
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A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.
Who does he think he is Captian small cock...
captian small cock by jillabc March 22, 2008

smallface 

An individual, likely to be inbred, with all of his/her facial features in a very small area (about a 3" x 3" area) and completely lacking a supraorbital ridge. Smallfaces are most often found at NASCAR events. The most famous examples include the pitcher Randy Johnson and the banjo-playing kid from the movie Deliverance.
Jim: Hey,Mary Lou, what do you think about my friend Bob? I think he kinda likes you.
Mary Lou: That sumbitch is a smallface. I mean, check out that face. His eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!
smallface by seanstreck October 28, 2008

big fish small pond 

When someone is the most skilled at an activity out of a relatively small or otherwise novice group of individuals in regards to said activity. Often used to denote that the "big fish" is not as skilled as those inside of the "small pond" would make it appear. Commonly used as an insult to the person being described.
Jim: I am the smartest one in my class!
Hank: Yeah, but you go to community college so... big fish small pond.

Sally: Laqueesha is the best prostitute I know!
Susan: That's because she lives in Old Lyme. If she lived in Compton she wouldn't be in the big fish small pond scenario.

Small brain 

Someone that lacks intelligence. Typically someone named Noah
Oh my god man you’re so small brain

The Smalley effect 

When your podcast loses thousands of subscribers, so you jump to YouTube but only end up with a couple dozen stragglers.
David Smalley's Dogma Debate podcast jumped the shark, so he thought he'd try his hand at YouTube. Now his audience is tiny. What an armature! That's The Smalley effect in action.
The Smalley effect by mmillennial February 25, 2018