sponge painting

When a girl is on her period and gets the blood on her overgrown bush and then uses the blood to "sponge paint" on her partner.

Guy 1: Bro, why does it look like Helen Keller tried to paint a Bob Ross mural on your back?
Guy 2: Aw shit, Lafonda was on the rag last night, that bitch must've started sponge painting me after I came home blacked out.

by YallBeenEatinChips March 22, 2010

cock sponge

Someone you would absolutely destroy (cum all over her body) when you are really drunk or have not jerked off for a long time.

(Drunk Bastards)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...

(ANAL DESTRUCTION)

by Bo Gibson November 6, 2006

European Sponge Bath

The act of moistening one's pubic hairs and brushing them along his or her partner's naked body.

Kathy was feeling a bit dirty last night so I gave her a good ol' European Sponge Bath

by b2hoops December 1, 2009

Banter Sponge

Someone who absorbs banter, but fails to return the banter.

Adam: What's the national sport in Romania? Bear baiting?

Dan: No. It is football. That is so racist.

Adam: FML! You're such a banter sponge!

by KirtjE October 18, 2011

Sponge Ruiner

1. Another word for a cheese grater

Tyler: "Most people know it by it's traditional name, but I know it by it's real name, a sponge ruiner."

by metalgoldfish July 31, 2005

skunge

1. A demographic displaying a fashion genre involving a grimy and unwashed skater look. The term is derived from the musical genres "ska" and "grunge". The people dressed in this manner usually have multiple piercings, eclectic attire which often appears to be stolen off the backs of the homeless, ratty greasy hair - sometimes styled in an orderly, if outlandish manner, but often in total dissaray. Some gothic influence is often apparent. Their musical taste may include ska, grunge, punk and death metal.

Ninety percent of the people at that concert were skunge.

by Sterling the Great February 23, 2007

sponge monkey

Those little hamster things on the Quiznos commercials. They are the pimps of the mascot world.

If you hate the sponge monkeys than i'll kick your goddamn ass. Bitch!

by Vicious1988 March 8, 2004