smoothy

an iron, something that smoothes wrinkles

i went to my ho's house to get some stank on my hang down and she hit me with a smoothy

by fruetel November 10, 2008

Smoote

Crazy cool people. In others words the most awesome kind of people there is.

"Oh my gosh Corinna and Kristy are a couple of smootes"

by Cuhreenuh November 14, 2007

Hot Dog Smoothie

Making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your dick like you caught it breaking into your house. The origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of Aqua teen hunger force.

Last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his wang was raw.

by jake August 20, 2004

smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.

by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005

Smoothwide

smoothwide - a feeling of euphoria. also a state of all being when under the infulence of marijuana. a description of life as is.

"That party was pretty smoothwide last night."
"Yeah man I was so smoothwide last night, you don't even know."
"Dude I know you were, what you did in my truck last night wasn't very smoothwide. I am still cleaning it up."

by PooRooster January 13, 2008

smoothginer

From the words "smooth" and "vagina"= "smoothginer".

A shaved pussy that is smooth and free of razor bumps or other unsightly marks.

The opposite of a smoothginer is a furginer.

A smoothginer is associated with a funginer.

I went down in her panties and was lovingly greeted by her smoothginer.

by Chris Perry 88 February 15, 2008

smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off

So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008