shamp

1) a portmanteau for lamp shade

2) the act of wearing a lamp shade on one's head.

3) committing general acts of bufoonery

I drank so much at that party, I found several pictures of me shamping in the living room posted on the internets the following morning. I don't remember that at all!

by EJ Dubs August 10, 2009

shamp

Commonly refers to a person who acts like a fuckin retard in public whilst maintaining overall mental stature.

Can also refer to someone who acts like they are baked, fried, high, drunk, crunked, or otherwise fucked outta their mind from some sort of drug, when they are actually as sober a cop.

Meaning 1:

What the fuck is that stupid shamp doing trying to act retarded...hes just tryin to get a free sucker from that bitch-ass cashier..basterd.

Meaning 2:

Guy 1: Yo man look at the drunk dude tryin to sweet talk that ugly chick over their

Guy 2: Man hes not drunk at all, hes tryin to get some ugly wizard sleeve pussy, what a fuckin shamp.

by Shoosty69 December 8, 2007

Shampoop

a girl named emma who claims she slipped in the shower and got a shampoo bottle stuck in her ass when in reality she put it up there on purpose for an orgasmic experience

Emma was showering and got lonely so she stuck a head & shoulders bottle up her ass thus performing the shampoop

by beeb0 August 21, 2006

Shempo

A wise man that is 1337 beyond his years.

The guy is a total shempo.

by Jason July 29, 2003

Shampaggin

n.

1. the combination of drinking champagne and sexual intercourse
2. The pronunciation of "champagne" by Zaph Branagan of Futurama.

Boy: Can I interest you in some "shampaggin?"

Girl: Why yes! I'd love some champagne.

by Kif3000 December 6, 2010

shempy

(Sh-em-pee)

The feeling of being shy, embarrassed, and happy all at once.

You seem too shempy when he talks to you.

by GlkCls December 2, 2015

Shampoo

Something you wash your hair with.

last night I had to wash my hair but there was no shampoo so I had to use my boyfriends cum

by yuhhhhhhh June 23, 2019