Turtle shelling

What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.

John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"

Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"

John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."

by 2toedsloth December 18, 2011

Shellin

When an individual is wearing nothing but the outer layers of clothing and nothing underneath. no shirt, no underwear, no socks. just shoes, pants, and a jacket or sweatshirt of some sort.

Mike: dude, arent you hot wearin that jacket and pants?
Dude: nahhh man, im shellin, it feels so good.

Jim: gosh, feels wierd being all dressed up while at the beach.
Jake: everytime i come down here im always shellin it.

by D-man jiggaboo April 23, 2011

Shelling

To backout of a peer-pressured situation.

He's shelling out of drinking at tonight's party.

by wardell1973 November 25, 2015

shelley lauren

Shelley one of the nicest and most generous people you will ever meet, WAAAY too polite. Loves fashion and is good at dancing. Doesnt know how to make up her mind.....

shelley was walking by with her friend when some guys drove by leaned out of the car and shouted out as loud as they could " can i spank ya? lemme spank ya? growel!"

by riah July 29, 2004

Smellie

its when you're so disgusting that no one can stand your presence because of how much of a loser you are

Me: Dude stfu youre so smellie
You: oh :( ok ***kills self***

by Frick me daddy October 8, 2018

Shallie

A shortened term for a Shaladin- a person who ships Shiro with the paladins from the Netflix Show: Voltron Legendary Defenders. This is a problematic and dangerous person within the fandom because it condones grooming, pedophilia, and incest-like relationships (despite being fictional) considering the paladins all met Shiro when they were under 18 and looked up to him as an authority/brother or father figure.

"Hey what's wrong?"

"Ugh I just found fanart of Shiro and Keith in a romantic relationship. I hate shallie artists. I'm gonna block and unfollow this artist. I suggest you do the same."

"Got it."

by snarkyowl September 30, 2020

Red Shelled

When you're going down on a girl, and when you really start to enjoy it, she has her period. It's like being in first place in Mario kart, until someone uses a red shell.

It was going so good last night, until she red shelled me

by Shrekling September 8, 2016