Greenridge secondary school

If you can personify poor financial decisions as a school , welcome to greenridge . So poor in fact , they bought a "interactive television" at the side of the general office whom anyone's business to go there is to kena cane or get class key , they even bought plastic covers for the new tables which they thought students would be unable to vandalize the tables , only for those covers to turn into frisbees during breaks in between classes , and have dicks and gay love letters drawn inside out of the table . After all that spending the most they did with the remaining money was give 1 or 2 new equipments to CCA's where 90% of the equipments are so old and broken can definitely be considered hazardous. Not to mention this school has everything you need , stay back daily , geh kiam discipline masters and an unhealthy number of teachers who would give you detention like they're fortune slips. Teachers there are hardly doing their job but to vent and rant their feelings outwards to their students in forms of copying textbook 100 times , "my class only ends when I end the class" or hand them the "go to detention after school" Card . They also urge student leaders to run their CCA so they can lepak drink teh tahrik at the canteen then stroll back to the CCA rooms after admiring the budget scenery .

"From each his best" : Greenridge secondary school is all about retest

by Kitty pu August 21, 2021

Edgefield Secondary School

A school where ... almost all the xmms here are rasetsu in disguise, Supreme Leader Lee Peck Ping spends all the school budget on his weight therapy.

"Yo dude my new gf js from Edgefield secondary school!"
"Dude! That ain't ur girl! Thats a rasetsu after your soul!"
~P cb

by Jhsux August 3, 2022

5T second rule

The 5T second rule (five-tee second rule, 5-T second rule) is a rule that is secretly the 50 second rule (fifty second rule). The 5T second rule states that if you pick up food or drink within 50 seconds or less, you get to eat the food and drink the drink. It's actually not a real rule and just an excuse to eat food off the floor and drink food off the floor. In 5 milliseconds, there's already hundreds of germs and viruses sticking to the food and many more preparing to stick.

Frank: *chicken wings and French fries with ketchup and a Pepsi falls to the floor.

Frank: Uh, 5T second rule?

Dave: Oh! I guess 5T seconds is a pretty short time to wait to pick up the food from the floor.

*43 seconds pass.

Frank: *picks up the chicken wings and ketchup and eats it.

*Drinks Pepsi with a straw.

*Burps
Dave: Wait a minute! I thought you said 5 second rule. It's been 49 seconds.

Frank's daughter: That's filthy! Even 1 second it has germs.

Frank: Uh? It's got Vitamin F!

*Frank Moment

by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2023

the second-oldest profession

Engineering.

The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.

But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?

by bitchuck September 30, 2023

Secondhand Embarrassment

When someone's actions other than your own embarrasses you. Also a common feeling when reading or watching something embarrassing like a show or book.

1. Person 1: Did you see that girl trip today? It was so embarrassing, she dropped everything in her hands.

Person 2: Yeah, I know I couldn't handle watching her scramble around, trying to pick it up. The secondhand embarrassment was real.

2. The Character in the book was so embarrassing , that I couldn't continue reading it, cause I got secondhand embarrassment too much.

by Crumpled August 17, 2017

Second Avenue Subway

An improvement of New York City's public transportation that has been desperately needed since it was first proposed in 1919, the Second Avenue Subway still inspires manic laughter and searing anger in many at its mere mention. Persons living on the East Side are, naturally, most susceptible to such fits as they are psychologically unbalanced from riding the city's most overcrowded and unreliable subway line on Lexington Avenue. New Yorkers may recall that this line was promised some 50 years ago as a replacement for the decommissioned elevated trains on the East side; some may even recall the $500 million bond issue approved in 1951 for its construction that rapidly disappeared into the black hole of kleptocracy that is the New York City government. More colossally embarrassing than even Boston's Big Dig, the Second Avenue Subway, which will supposedly be constructed by 2011, may yet come to pass and restore the hopes and dreams of millions of Americans. The more likely possibility, however, given Mayor Michael Bloomberg's judgment that the city's most pressing transportation problem is that residents of Queens don't have easy access to an imaginary stadium on the West Side, is that the Second Avenue Subway will remain the unicorn for New Yorkers who have been screwed for over 50 years.

New Yorker A: "Second Avenue Subway."

New Yorker B: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my God, you're hysterical."

by Chipper Manhattanite July 7, 2004

second poop

When you jack off on the toilet after taking a shit.

"Dude he must have been in there for 30 minutes! He must be taking a second poop."

by Masterblaster300 May 4, 2018