sexual service

To provide a paid service of sexual gratification by a prostitute or hooker.

To willingly provide sexual gratification as a service to show obedience. Most likely in a relationship that is defined by power eg. Master, Dom or Domme.

Paying for sexual service is illegal in some countries.

by __Jamie__ September 19, 2014

lip service

In lesbian culture, oral sex.

Jane gave Lucy serious lip service last night.

by your little sister's boyfriend December 31, 2006

serviceable

A woman that, while not top notch, is still a candidate for....you know....doing it.

- She's good looking, right?

- Eh...she's serviceable.

- Indeed, my friend.

by Tadou January 5, 2011

YMCA Counseling Service

A facility that employ's "counselors" to "help you" but their main objective is to harass,manipulate and brainwash. Also known as a cult.

Michelle: Hey Paul, Have you been to the YMCA Counseling Service? I heard they help children, teenagers and parents alike!

Paul: No, I have not but my cousin Jack did and he was brainwashed!

by Lead Pencil November 24, 2009

Service the Account

A euphemism for masturbating, especially at work.

Hey Chris, it's a slow day here at work. I need to find something to concentrate my efforts on. Maybe it's a good day to service the account!

by Terra Incognita March 11, 2011

Blockchain as a Service

Blockchain as a Service (BaaS) is an offering that allows customers to leverage cloud-based solutions to build, host and use their own blockchain apps, smart contracts and functions on the blockchain while the cloud-based service provider manages all the necessary tasks and activities to keep the infrastructure agile and operational.

BOB: I need to create a blockchain, who am I going to call?

ALICE: Call ChainZilla, they offer blockchain as a service

by bitcoinlover December 15, 2018

community service

Usually involves occupying a melter at a party, usually unintentionally so that the rest of the partiers need not suffer.

"Ben's been talking to that melter Jerry for about half an hour now"

"Yeah, he's doing community service"

by gintonic October 27, 2008