Usually involves occupying a melter at a party, usually unintentionally so that the rest of the partiers need not suffer.
"Ben's been talking to that melter Jerry for about half an hour now"
"Yeah, he's doing community service"
by gintonic September 11, 2008
God, my mum is such a technotard! She asked if my Macbook charger would connect her iPod to her Windoze laptop!
by Gintonic November 02, 2010