Serial monkey

A term used in the 1800s (when people were racist) when there was a serial killer, people thought they were black. So they were worried to death, but all those serial monkeys were white.

Watch out! There's a serial monkey in town!

by Realssk May 30, 2022

serial killer trait

A person's serial killer trait is something people will look back on for explanation in the event that they become a serial killer.

Person 1: Did I ever tell you that I brush my teeth with two hands?
Person 2: Ew, no that's so weird. That's your serial killer trait!

by shawke March 8, 2023

Serial Sexter

Someone who participates in sexting without the intention of meeting up in the future, but still wants to sext.

Johnny always wants pictures but never wants to hook up. I want sex, he wants sexts. I think he may be a serial sexter.

by SmockeyTaki March 26, 2023

serial fabulist

A term that has become popularized by the outrageous and repeatedly mendacious behavior of Congressman George Santos.

Well yes, I most certainly do realize that my mythomaniacal son is a lifelong serial fabulist but that doesn’t mean I should leave him to the bloodthirsty butt sharks circling him in jail, so I did what any parent would do, I paid his bail, OK?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2023

the lazy servant

a girl uses the toilet while sucking a guys dick

Tennesse-"You ever get a lazy servant from a fat girl?"
Russy-"Sometimes the lazy servant just has to happen..."

by RussD707 January 2, 2012

Cops Favorite Serial Killer

Somebody who super glues all orifices on people they kill so they cant defecate or urinate when they die.

John is the Cops Favorite Serial Killer

by akuaaa May 31, 2021

serial monogamist

A person who enjoys long-term, loving, exclusive relationships almost as much as they enjoy keeping all their money and stuff.

Brad: That's a really nice bass boat, Ryan. I had to sell mine during the divorce.
Ryan: Sorry, bud. You really need to try being a serial monogamist.

by inew April 1, 2015