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screw on penis 

Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.
How's that screw on penis?
screw on penis by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

screw the pooch

Meaning to err greatly. Literally meaning to accidently achieve an orgasm when fooling around to get your sausage up in a girls guts. Hence, a catostrophic fuck up.
ex 1: We really can't screw the pooch in the 4th quarter, boys.

ex2: guy1-" I was so nervous with sheniqua last night that i screwed the pooch."
guy2- " ouch dude, ouch.
guy1-" ehhhh, it was good for me."
screw the pooch by Ollie Vector November 20, 2006

screw driver

Someone is a nutcase behind the wheel, usually drives a white van, or powerful rear wheel drive car.
"Bill your a fucking screw driver!"
"we wanted a driver, not a SCREW DRIVER"
screw driver by Bill May 18, 2006

Screw Flanders 

1. A poster a New wOw Order that thinks he is cool but in reality is a one-note tool.
2. What really killed Jesus.
3. A fucktard.
Screw Flanders makes baby Jesus cry.
Screw Flanders by Brandon Downard November 25, 2003

screw driver

A white supremesist that often follows the Ku Klux Klan to rallies.
The mother fuckin screw drivers were all out at the KKK rally this weekend
screw driver by Pearl Tongue June 6, 2003

Screw Flanders 

(noun) a human inflicted with mental retardation that can only find sexual gratification with farm animals.
Hey! What's that humping my cow? Oh, it's just SCREW FLANDERS again.
Screw Flanders by William Johnson November 24, 2003