porn screwed

The act of getting really and explicitly fucked over.

Lou: I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that stole my identity.

Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.

by Karly & Emmy July 6, 2008

Screwing the pooch

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

by Motorhead October 16, 2011

Chopped and Screwed

1. Being Chopped and Screwed is when a male or female pretends to be interested in you romantically and then rejects you.

2. Or when you try to pursue someone and get rejected hard

Example 1: Man: Let me buy you a drink.
Woman: No thanks.
Man 2: Damn, you've been chopped and screwed!

Example 2: Woman: You want to do something later?
Man: No, I don't think so.
Woman: (thinks) jeez, talk about getting chopped and screwed.

by streetelitecj December 9, 2008

chopped and screwed

when a woman uses a man to get what she want then when asked if she wants to go out she rejects the guy

Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
girl: ya sure.
guy: would you like to go bak to my place
girl: oh,no thanks.
(hes just been chopped and screwed

by Sabecca January 1, 2009

chopped and screwed

Rejected

I asked that gurl out and she chopped and screwed me, she chopped and screwed me

by Sheeda(: December 17, 2008

screw cut

1. A haircut that gets you laid

2. A haircut that evokes lust

I just walked out the barbershop and this girl gave me the eye, its my first screw cut man!

I love what you done to your hair.
Tell me about it, the guys are lining up my door; guess they can't resist my screw cut

by praney deb August 5, 2009

Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!

Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'

by NODNYL January 15, 2011