Scrump

When you have to take a large, steaming hot shit.

"Damn..I gotta scrump!"
"I think...I think I have to scrump."

by CRenn September 29, 2018

molly schlumped

When a nigga gets knocked out or fucked up. Can also be used to describe an unimaginable ass fucking.

Example 1: Yo did you just see my nigga Jameson get molly schlumped by Gio?

Example 2: Man Brandon, I just molly schlumped that bitch pretty hard.

by Gum-Gum January 14, 2019

Scrump

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.

Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.

by Josh July 16, 2003

Scrump

Scrub + Gump = Scrump

Adam Lambert is such a scrump!

by ToonSquad95 February 25, 2011

Schlump

A station on the hamburg metro. To be said in excitement amny times at an ever increasing rate. Like the music the play after a basket in basket ball

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by Will Moore January 20, 2004

Schlump

noun; human feces, shit, defecate, deuce, turd

Dude I so gotta take a schlump. It's peeking in and out like a scared turtle.

by IBOlskool December 4, 2009

Kyan Schumann

Kyan schumann is a hansom man with a big dick who always get the ladies, he has loads of friends and is quite a ladies man , everyone wants to be friends with him. Kyan Schumann always gets staight A's. He is really good at gaming like Rainbow six siege or even Fortnite.

Wow what a guy he must be a kyan schumann.

by Crazyeopard66 September 30, 2018