Schmucky the Cat

Schmucky the Cat created Earth, the universe, and everything else Last Thursday, as taught in Last Thursdayism. Everything we remember seeing, hearing, doing, etc. is just an illusion created by Schmucky to fool us into thinking we have a past. It is not fully understood why Schmucky did this, but it is possible that he did not want us to know of his existence.

Excerpt from the first chapter of the first book of The Holy Chronicles of Schmucky:

1. Last Thursday, the almighty Schmucky the Cat didst create all things. 2. And after he didst so, he looked upon his creation and said, “Hey, I did a pretty good job!”

by Gammastar April 30, 2008

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Schmuck

the yiddish word meanin idiot

oy that schmuck has no idea what he's talking about

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schmuckey MCduckey

an author of the most important words from LCWS and LCWHS, whurd

i other words anythang you see on urbandictionary from schmuckey MCduckey is straight outa vermont yo.
keep it cleen
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there aint no example

by schmuckey MCduckey February 9, 2005

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schnuck

German. An expression without any meaning which is included in everyday conversations to see how the other person reacts. First used in the "titanic" magazine and adapted by readers.

Ja, stimmt - aber auch schnuck, oder?
(Yes, right - but also schnuck, isn't it?)

by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004

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