scheme box

oral sex
related to head brains or dome in that you do your scheming in your head, or your scheme box.

yo i just got me some scheme box!

by BAD NEWS VA April 24, 2005

Patty Schemel

One of the best female drummers ever. Born April 24, 1967 in Los Angeles, CA. Best known for being a member of Hole from 1993-1998 when she was replaced by Samantha Maloney (who, by the way, could not play drums like Patty!) She also played the drums on Courtney Love's album "America's Sweetheart".

Patty Schemel is an awesome drummer and she also has ovaries. But that doesn't mean you can too, little grrl.

by *Bee* September 13, 2008

scheme

its another word for no or,never

1: you like tommy!?!
2:scheme u do!!

by divis chick0989 September 19, 2007

mars bar scheme

The offering of a sweet snack to an underager in return for sexual favours when she reaches legal age. The phrase "come back and see me when your 16" is usually said afterwards.

"Haw, I'd gie her a mars bar."

by _Bone_ March 29, 2005

schmemerfaceted

To drink an inmense amount of alcohol to the point that you are "shit faced" and cannot remember what happened while intoxicated. (past tense form)

"did you sleep with that girl last night?"
"I don't know, i was schmemerfaceted"

by Mauricio Ordaz January 9, 2008

Schmertle

Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.

"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."
"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."

by Samnation August 25, 2008

Scheemer girl

A slightly chunky female who is always scheeming on other peoples' boyfriends.

Characteristics
-Fake blonde or very dark brown hair.
-Ultra short shorts.
-Starbucks Coffee
-Clear lipgloss and dark foundation.
-Nose stud.

A scheemer girl is always in flip flops, an Abercrombie hoodie, flat-ironed hair with a bro boyfriend.

by UrbanDictoaryuser June 11, 2009