Schnum

Schnum: Sharting, and cumming all at once, caused by a sneeze.

-Dude I've got wicked allergies, I just schumned all over your car seat, I'm so sorry.

-Was that a schnum?
-I think he's schumning, don't talk to that guy.

-Instead of a wet dream, I had a schnum dream.

-I quit my job at the old folks home, too many people were schnuming on me!
-I didn't know pornhub had a schnum section! Neat.

by joeco51 April 22, 2017

Schlumped

The action of being so bored that you have slumped over in a chair.

She gave me head last night that was so relaxing, that i schlumped.

by @slumpful May 7, 2017

schumertl

An excretion of warm fuzzy smegma from a males uncircumsized appendage.

"Isaac Shannon-jahnsen took a large load of Schumertl over his face"

by Flemsip June 25, 2017

schtumpp

Intercourse, To fornicate.

I'd like to schtumpp her.

by Dictionary001 December 24, 2017

schlumperoni

couch ceribral palsy, mounted in place with no emotion

Dave: I just took 100 mg of edible gummies, I'm about to be RIPPED

Carlos: so you still down to see that new star wars in an hour?

Dave: nah I'll be schlumperoni by then

by Cryptocarlos April 22, 2018

Schrümmertonde

Schrümmertonde wird in Skandanivien hergestellt und erfreut sich hierorts inzwischen immer größerer Beliebtheit.

"Ey Schau mal, Schrümmertonde ist im Angebot!"
"Alter ich boykottier Skandanivien."

by Fodeljodel February 28, 2018

Schumann Slope

When you get on your bosses bad side and everything you do is ill received furthering your decline down the "slope". Every good deed is twisted and manipulated into a negative outcome usually ending in being fired and/or career ending marks placed on your records.

I've been in the doghouse lately, I feel like I'm on a Schumann Slope out of here.

by T-bone2 March 2, 2018