Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

Psycho Bitch's theme song. It's the song that I have playing in her personal room all day.

She spends a lot of time in there with her imaginary friends sexy kinky girl and mocha.

by Psych Ward Employee January 29, 2005

sanityinflux

A common troll that plagues both #.gentoo and #gentoo on IRC. Beware of his secksi (yet inaffective) Jeep. His "country grammar" will pwn you.

Also a common phrase that means to be trolled.

This channel just got SanityInFlux'd.

by uberklas June 23, 2003

Samitis

The terrible condition of believing that one is completely infallible. A major symptom is negating arguments by repeating the phrase "You know I'm right, don't argue." People afflicted are often shunned by most of their acquaintances.

SAM: The sky is always green.

Person 1: No it's not.

SAM: You know I'm right, don't argue.

Person 1: You have Samitis.

by Ben4545 September 13, 2008

Samitis

A disease, whose symptoms involve breaking things or hurting ones self /others, by means of being over excited, over zealous, or clumsy

Don't let him on the trampoline, he's got Samitis, he'll have someone's eye out!

by SHJ February 15, 2008

Sanitaria Springs

The most boring town on the outskirts of binghamton. There is seriously nothing to do here, basically if you live here you get high and drunk every weekend or go to turkey parties at the local fire station. The church is the cool hang out. Pathetic.

What are you doing this weekend?
Getting high at the church by my house.
Oh, you must live in Sanitaria Springs.

by stfu549 October 19, 2009

Sanitary Sack

to dip your balls in germ-x

After fucking that slut I used the sanitary sack method.

by Wonderballz November 8, 2013