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Sarcasm

Sarcasm is a key staple to the rhetoric of un-witty and insecure people.

Generally, sarcastic people lack the intelligence to conceive a proper reply, so they feign erudite by using sarcasm.
Sarcasm is always a hip, trendy way to be e-cool. Unfortunately, e-coolness is linked to to persistent virginity, mental insecurity, lack of wit, and general neural atrophy, which leads to the use of sarcasm, hence creating a harsh circle of pseudo-intellectualism.
See also: Hipster, Pseudo-Intellectual, Insecure
Sarcastic Hipster Faggot: ZOMG! MLP:FiM and indie music are so unconventional and ironic!

Regular Faggot: lol, wut?

Sarcastic Hipster Faggot: I'm special...

Regular Faggot: You use sarcasm to compensate for your lack of intelligence.

Sarcastic Hipster Faggot: NO!
by cunt crusher July 6, 2013
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sarcasm detector

See sarcasmometer.

Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.

The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
by Espiria August 30, 2008
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sarcasmistic

To be beyond sarcastic or to be in sarcasm
Why are you being so sarcasmistic about it?
by dfinf2 August 30, 2005
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nice sarcasm

an oxymoron involving sarcasm and an intent not to offend.... most of the time
Person 1: You are a fascinating duo, did you two know that?
Person 2:No. We didn't know that. Person 3, did you not know that? (note sarcasm)
Person 1: I was just pointing out the obvious, jeez. >_>
Person 2: It was nice sarcasm, it there's such a thing....
by badass_asian_ninja August 24, 2011
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Sarcasm

Something said just for the heck of it that your boyfriend seldom gets, or pretends he doesn't get because he thinks its funny.
Julie: blah blah
Matt: NO. blah blah
Julie: That was sarcasm
Matt: oh
Julie: Bastard. I hate you
by corkynquirky February 12, 2006
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sarcasm

a shorter and quiker way for being sarcastic about something is to say '10'
10 means lied..
in general when you lie your also being sarcastic
sarcasm = lying about something
lying can be interpriated as lied which can be shortened to 10
stiffler: yea like you wanna go cinema tonight, you never no what you wanna do!

nick: i do stiffer

stiffler: sure you do 10

nick: hey, dont say that in sarcastic voice

stiffler: oooohhh sorry for using sarcasm then niiicky
by birchy February 28, 2008
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sarcasmistic

Mixture of "sarcasm" and "orgasmic:" a bit like schadenfreude, that great feeling when you get really biting sarcasm.
That Woody Allen movie was sarcasmistic, though twisted (and perhaps because)
by mirimin April 7, 2004
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