salcasm 

noun. Derived from sarcasm. This modified version of sarcasm can be heard regularly by its namesake, sally botz. Defined as an extremely excessive and/or brolic use of mostly dead phrases such as: defenitly not, you gettin it, friends, and the ever elusive- just might not be not might be. This man is a master of sarcasm and his original use of these words is unrivaled by anyone else.

"im definetly not wining in cards right now, i swear"
"i have so much to say that Im not going to say it"
Sal, can I please have my lunch money back? "your gettinnnn itttt" (i swear)
"i heard that i just might definetly like you"
"ey oh ay ohhh ayyy"
"friends"
"i heard you have friends"
"people like you"

salcasm by the founder of the word salcasm December 21, 2003

Counter Sarcasm 

Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.

Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)

LOL

Counter Sarcasm by LeoNidas April 3, 2013

sarcasmoff 

When two or more people get into a heated debate that involves biting sarcasm and sarcastic banter. It can either be confrontational or demonstrate great physical attraction an be a prelude to a romantic relationship

Jeanette and Roderick were quietly attracted to one another and spoke sarcastically to each other frequently. On one occasion, it got so heated that it became a sarcasmoff

sarcasmoff by intothefray May 11, 2018

Sarcasm Man 

A superhero that tends to appear when not formally summoned to the scene. His superpower? I don't think you can figure it out...*sarcasm*

He can be dismissed with a sarcastic counter-attack, such as acknowledging his presence.

Thanks Sarcasm Man! I don't remember calling for you, but I'm *so* glad you showed up.

Sarcasm Man by Deseejay December 8, 2010

Sarcasm 

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Idiot: I beat up a ten year old today.
You: That's impressive! (with a hint of sarcasm)
Idiot: I know, right!

Sarcasm by Adrusi December 30, 2010

</sarcasm> 

Used after a sarcastic retort to inform those too stupid to detect sarcasm by themselves. This is never spoken, only written, and generally only used in online forums or instant messenging and such.

Person A: You're so smart.
Person B: Thanks.
Person A: Whoops, forgot to include my sarcasm tags. <sarcasm> You're so smart. </sarcasm>

</sarcasm> by Join the Alliance. August 25, 2006

sarcasmonaut 

An individual so highly skilled and proficient in the art of sarcasm that they have metaphorically escaped the limits of earth-bound sarcasm, and are now exploring the sarcastic heavens.

Wow. They told me Jake was sarcastic, but he's like, sarcasmonaut.

sarcasmonaut by Sal Scozzari September 12, 2005