starbucks whore

one that drinks starbuck's everyday or drinks it whenever he has the chance.

Zach went to starbucks yesterday, the day before and today. He is such a starbucks whore.

by [AdAm] September 17, 2006

Starbucks Ninja

That guy who is able to cut in line at Starbucks without anyone noticing until it is too late.

That guy just walked in and already has his coffee, he is a Starbucks Ninja!

by Ranger Mike April 1, 2009

starbucks negro

(n) A term of jest between African Americans to describe a black man or woman who is dressed nicely, generally outside of their normal way of dress.
e.g. Replacing baggy pants and sports jersey with a shirt and tie, potentially for a job interview, or other occasion where thug attire may be frowned upon.

One black man to another, dressed in a suit: "Oh, so you a starbucks negro now?"

by Kishaun January 11, 2009

Starbucks Prayer

The hand position maintained by the transporter of a single hot beverage from a coffee shop on frigid days, in an attempt to warm both hands simultaneously.

We need to take up a collection to get Eva a pair of mittens. Did you see her doing the Starbucks Prayer this morning on her way in?

by George N. Dikarnatzis October 17, 2009

starbucks stutter

The phenomenon that happens to folks, usually born prior to 1950, at Starbucks when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to order a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by growns and exchanged glances among the snotty Starbucks whores in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $.25 for a cup of coffee.

Jesse: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Sam: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"

by patty browning January 24, 2008

starbucks name

The name you give to the Starbucks worker because they never, ever get your name right. Instead of using your real name, use your Starbucks name.

Maryam: Alright, just a black coffee please.
Worker: Name?
Maryam: Mary
...............
Because people probably cant figure out Maryam, she used her Starbucks name, Mary, to make her life easier.

by Taylor the Absolute February 4, 2009

starbucks professional

Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".

Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".

by OkieObserver September 28, 2014