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Ram Ranch Fan

He usually enjoys eating chocolate, while imagining that it's a dirty anus ready to be eaten on, while jerking off into the world of semen.. His search history is filled up with it! When he accidentally has the site popped up on his phone in public, he always has a surprised face.. Yet he's seen the giant penis before. He even has T-shirts in his room saying "18 Naked Cowboys in Ram Ranch" He has also always wanted a skinny twink with female thighs. Fans of Ram Ranch are usually named either Johnson or Nick. He'll also have plenty of sticky keyboards from last night looking at Fratboys.
by Definitions for people October 22, 2018
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Uncle Roach

An Uncle Roach is the one of the coolest people you know. Uncle Roach is a rad dude. Contrary to popular belief you don't need to be related to him, typically he is just your dads best friend. Uncle Roach spends his time doing crazy stuff and pulling females.
"Hey uncle roach what you been up to"
"Nothing much young bitch, just beat my boss in a drag race"
"Uncle Roach you're so rad"
by Young Excalibur. June 15, 2019
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A roach in my room

*points to Orochimaru* a RoAcH iN mY rOoM
by Whatsername.- January 3, 2020
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seeing roaches

When you see or hear something that isn’t really there
“I swear to god there was someone outside
“Girl you’re seeing roaches…”
by Sparklysakura March 19, 2022
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seemingly ranch

A meme; references Taylor Swift eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and “seemingly ranch,” since the picture only shows a white sauce and it is unclear what type of sauce it is, whilst celebrating at her alleged latest boyfriend’s (2023) football game (he plays for the chiefs).
Ritz crackers tweeted “must be dipped in Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch” after seeing it trending.
by bluefoxredfox September 25, 2023
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Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers

A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead
"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"
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man ranch

semen (the white substance that comes from a dude's erect penis)
That slut is all about the man ranch. She swallows every last drop.
by Kito Hughes August 13, 2007
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