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Top-Gun Reacharound

The act of masturbating your co-pilot as he sits in front of you, after sedating him with rohypnol, followed by crashing the plane at the point of his sleepy orgasm.
I could really do with a Top-Gun Reacharound but I have neither an F-16 nor any date-rape drugs.
by Chad Staddler July 5, 2006
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reich

the word reich means sovereign rule of power a true reich is gods way of assuming authorities in the world there is however no infinite reich there is only an eternal reich
these rulings are based on the holy bible so each riech has definitive teachings which if you read the holy bible properly you will understand they mean very different things and are given by the god of dynasties
i possess a first reich my right to gods word/ eternal life etc and a third riech the right to a self
by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007
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Halo: Reach

1) A Game that is art in every single way possible.

2) A one in a million game that deserves to be overrated.
dude: Have you played Halo: Reach yet?

other dude: not yet.

dude: You have yet to live.

(other dude gets reach)
...
(fifteen minutes later)
...
(other dude explodes because he couldn't handle the pure awesome that shot through his body at speeds that would overpower an F-16 Pilot in his prime! )
by BLK9 October 7, 2010
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Reichel

Reichel is the last name for the coolest family known to man.. reichel men are renouned for pulling the hottest chicks around.. warning.. keep your girlfriends well away from a 'reichel' because she is sure too fall for his irresistible charms and unbelievable good looks.. Reichel females are usually the ones found passed out drunk on the floor of a nightclub somewhere but are usually smart enough to remember there name and address when ushered into a cab..

Dont fuck with a reichel coz they can fight like a raging bull!
Im not surprised, my girlfriend has left me for a reichel!
by Brendoo83 August 10, 2016
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Reach

A phenomena when a swordsman lunges in a tottally diffrent direction yet he yE3T$ you off and deals enougn damage to kill you
That dude reached me from 1 mile away with 3000 ping , his name is Paul.
by ValOfWyvern November 14, 2019
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One Fingered Reach-Around

After going to a local run down club in which you are so drunk you can't even stand up and bring a lady friend back to the house. Instead of having sex as most would, you decide that it would be a better idea to take a cleansing shower together. While in the shower, the young italian male decides to give the college girl a reach-around. This isn't your normal reach around however........

He simply inserts one finger into the bung hole and goes to town. The girl goes nuts and realizes how much of an anal fetish she has. The male will be proud of what has taken place later, once he sobers up from his cranberry/vodkas. He will then brag to his friends at every possible opportunity.
Tom: Has anyone ever eaten a girls asshole out?

Paul: Nope, but I have stuck one finger in with the One Fingered Reach-Around.

Tom: Awesome! U gotta teach me your technique
by Grinnell April 1, 2008
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Reiched

When a respectable individual walks down a street and starts witnessing a gay pride parade. He then raises his arm, clicks his heels and Sieg Heils extremely loudly, catching the attention of his peers. They then follow this man and this individual becomes their national socialist leader. The homosexuals run and a national socialist revolution is ignited. They start a greater (country name here) reich and Hugo Boss starts making decent clothing once again.
Yo man have you seen Germany? Shit's bouta get Reiched.
by 2012 Spanish Meme April 21, 2018
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