stink relish

Similar to a stink pickle, except a liquid turd, diahrea, etc.

Dang, I knew I shouldn't ahve eaten that Alsups burrito, I just shot stink relish all over the bathroom wall, its even in my socks!

by skarch August 31, 2004

weapons of mass destruction related program activities

synonym for, "We've got nothing."

"Already, the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program activities and significant amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations."

by Whee February 1, 2004

religiotard

A religious person, usually a fundamentalist, whose retreat into a fantasy world of religious delusion causes them to exhibit behavior which may be interpreted as profound mental retardation.

Q: Why is that glassy-eyed person looking up to the sky with outstretched arms and babbling incoherently?

A: Because he's a religiotard.

by Carlos Von Bjornsson April 22, 2006

Captain Relapse

A term used to describe a person in the rooms of AA or NA that has trouble stringing any long stretchs of sobriety together. These people seem to have trouble giving their will and lives over to a GOD of their understanding, hence their many relapses. In some circles these people may be call " Jack the slipper ", which is both stupid and unfunny.

Dude 1: That new guy at the meeting said he just relapsed for the fifth time this year.

Ray : That dude is a regular captain relapse.

by TV CAR July 15, 2010

platonic relationship

when you're in a relationship with someone but you don't have any "love" feelings for each other.

me: "parker and I are in a platonic relationship"
person: "so...... you're friends?"
me: "no we're in a relationship, it's the same as a "normal" romantic relationship, just with fewer feelings. Our attraction is somewhere in between friendship feelings and love feelings."

Another term for a platonic relationship is a queerplatonic relationship.

by CoolGayBean August 13, 2020

Release the Bogus

A common Punch-Out meme that discribes taking what is basically anything, TO THE X-TREME!!! It must be released NOW... DO IT!

This phrase was created by Super Macho Man and can be reaplied to anthing.

Guy 1: Dude I just can't ask her out man
Guy 2: RELEASE THE BOGUS!!! *punches in face*

Guy 1: Help, I'm being chased by a fat kid!
Guy 2: RELEASE THE BACON!!!

Guy 1: Hey what are you getting.
Guy 2: RELEASE THE RUMCAKE!!!

by Creeper Jones September 11, 2009

Relatives tax

The money you put in a birthday card for a family member when you have been to lazy to buy a present

Ive got no money to go out drinking tonight because I had to pay relatives tax

by pseudonames July 4, 2009