Robssesed

When A Person (Usually Female) Is Obssessed With The Amazing Robert Pattinson Star Of The Twilight Series.

Omg That Girl Is So Robssesed

by MrsPattinsonX April 25, 2009

Rosser

Rosser is someone who is brave and strong and won't let anybody get in their way.. They stand up for what they believe in and has courage

"I wish I was brave like a Rosser"

" you can't do that"
"Yes and I will no one will stop me"
"You sound like a Rosser"

by Baby girl ❤️ July 5, 2017

rossi

When your ambition outweighs your talent

Alvaro performed a perfect rossi when he crashed and took out Jaylo with him in Assen
Hector is known for his impossible rossi moves

by Fred Eyre September 29, 2016

Dirty Ross

Fucking sex God. This man is the bee's knees; the cat's meow. He'll do anything for anyone.

Looking for a lil zip, a lil zing, a lil zest? Look no further than Dirty Ross

by PeterPiper032819 April 1, 2020

Jonathon Ross

Floppy Haired Wide-Boy Jonathon R(W)oss, is a prominant Uk TV Prostitute who enthralls his misguided audience with a hilarious comedy speech defect routine that never fails to nauseate, Everything that comes out of his mouth is actually Shite. This is due to an Anus-Mouth swap operation he had at birth that proved so popular with the UK TV licence paying public that they voluntarily agreed to pay him 6 Million Pounds of their money, thus giving him the nickname 'The C**t!'.

Jonathon 'Dog-Cock' Woss's condition has improved in recent months after the successful removal of a slimy parasitic Russel Brand from his Rectum, the only side affect being his wife, Jordan's hair turing Pink!

Reporter: 'Hey Jonathan, why do they call you the 'C**t'?

Jonathon Ross: ' Becawse I am a £6million public scwewing C**t, that's why!'

Reporter: ' Is that why your wife Jordan's hair is pink?'

Jonathon Ross: 'No, Its because I am Jonathon Ross, The C**t!'

by Jordans Sweating Cleft January 7, 2010

Ryan Ross

the ex-guitarist of panic at the disco. as of july 6th 2009, he (along with jon walker) have decided to leave the band so they can "embark on a musical excursion of their own" he is very hot and wrote all of the bands lyrics. the band will never be the same without him.

fan 1 : "omg ryan ross can't leave! I love him!"
fan 2: "he wrote the most awesome lyrics..."

by foreverhopeful July 7, 2009

Portia De Rossi

Australian born Actress/model who has had both hit movies and hit tv shows. She is infamously known for snogging her then-girlfriend Francesca Gregorini in an alleyway, before the pair were both 'out' as lesbians in Hollywood. She is also known for staying in shape by only eating standing up. She is now in a steady relationship with Ellen Degeneres and the pair intend to marry when gay marriage becomes legal in America.

"Yo, see dat chick over there?"
"Yeah"
"She's a total Portia De Rossi Man."
"Yeah?"
"Yup. She's such a hot rug-muncher."

by LezDazzle January 14, 2007