by Just The Facts April 16, 2006
Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......
Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!
by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008
A careful symmetry which needs to be maintained on dance floors between the number of males and females. Too many of either sex results in an off-balance, less enjoyable dancing experience.
by MontgomeryQ March 25, 2009
the measure of the plump aka size of a girls ass vs the juice aka sweet and tight factor of the ass, a 50/50 mix is perfect but good luck, u need to have the right amount of plump and juice to be perfect, not too much of one or the other!!!!
Kim Kardashian and Beyonce def have plump and some juice
60/40 plump to juice ratio
Jessica Alba and Megan Fox def have juice and some plump
40/60 ratio plump to juice ratio
PERFECT RATIO IS HARD TO FIND BUT IF U DO GET ON IT ;)
60/40 plump to juice ratio
Jessica Alba and Megan Fox def have juice and some plump
40/60 ratio plump to juice ratio
PERFECT RATIO IS HARD TO FIND BUT IF U DO GET ON IT ;)
by rfshitshow October 28, 2010
A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.
A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.
A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.
*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
by paynbow April 07, 2006
A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.
Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019
The proportion of teeth to tatoos that a person has. The less teeth and more tatoos, the more likely one is to be arrested on the TV show COPS.
by krovos August 08, 2009