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presentate

Heather: "god, i really don't want to presentate in english today."
by baketucci May 16, 2011
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present haunches

v. A command to raise one's rear in preparation for entry.
by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001
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Michael Vick present

A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.
I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.

Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.

That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.

The rest is history.
by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 24, 2010
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present it

Best existing comeback to the insult "Suck my dick."
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.
Andrew: Suck my dick
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!
by polos June 10, 2008
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nolle prosequi

(sometimes shortened into nol. pros.??)
a technical term of English Law, the meaning of which varies as it is used with reference to civil or criminal cases.The object of it is to generally obtain a stay of proceedings against an accompliance in order to procure his evidence(?).This object is, however, more usually effected by the prosecution offering no evidence and the judge directing an acquittal(?).
Does anyone have an additional comment
that may have some light on this subject
of law which is tying up the legislative courts and continues to
allow appointed attorney's a 'save face'
grace with the county and area where
he pratices(?).
by Augustus1 December 10, 2003
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Indian christmas present

its when you whipe your ass after takin a dump with the inside of the victims pillow case put it back on and then let them go asleep on it while you enjoy the comical values of the prank
"hey dud, you should have seen it last night Dave farted on my pillow and gave me pink eye a week before so i went one step further and gave him the old Indian christmas present"
by martin3039191 October 22, 2007
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Brought Presence

The best thing to say when you discover it's a Birthday Party & didn't bring a present!
Girl: Hey, where's my present?
Boy: Er, I Brought Presence?
Girl: Yah… tightwad.
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