Professional

Drunk.

Dude, we were so professional last night! Jimmy was so professional, he was sportin a tie!

by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 25, 2011

professional day

A "professional day" is a term used in often in Consulting and on Wall Street to suggest the worker will not be working a traditional 9 to 5 job, but will rather be working 8 to 6, 8 to 8, 7 to 7, 8 to 11, or worse. Outright saying that the individual will be working 10 to 18 hours a day would be illegal in many circumstances, so the term "professional day" is used to convey such a situation during employment interviews

employee: (leaving the office ~7pm)
boss: where are you going?
employee: (cautiously) home
boss: (indignantly) we work a Professional Day here, get this work done

by james10038 September 26, 2007

The Professional

Receiving oral sex while simultaneously using your partner's head as a means to roll a blunt.

I wanted to smoke before having sexual relations but she had to get up early. The Professional satified both of our needs.

by Mrk T January 1, 2008

professional

A woman with no morals; also considered as a slutish female that many males have been acquainted with.

"In Dade County they call'em 'ANIMALS'
In Savannah they call'em 'PROFESSIONALS'
~by the late Camoflage

by creammy_3 December 19, 2003

provisions

used typically as phone-slang for some kind of illegal substance, usually drugs.

Guy 1: Are you going to bring provisions?
Guy 2: Yes I'm meeting my guy in the Taco Bell parking lot in a hour.

by shady2ton August 15, 2007

professional woman of the night

this is not jus a chickenhead this is the kind of girl that even hos call a slut

can usually b found w/ a guy who has money or pretends to slobbin that knob
abbrev. P.W.O.N

jimmy the bum: can i have a quarter?
P.W.O.N: u have a quarter? wanna go into that McDonald's bathroom?
jimmy: damn u's a P.W.O.N

by smartylicious December 22, 2003

Vagina Propulsion System

Female legs

Dude, check out that chicks VPS!
VPS?
Vagina Propulsion System. Leads to the glory land!

by Iben Wakenoff July 15, 2016