Pro-procrastinator 

A person that never lets you get any work done and gets you constantly off topic.

Steve: How did your project with Brad go?
Tim: Terrible, he's a total Pro-procrastinator, I'm gonna have to do it all by myself tonight.

Pro-procrastinator by Oldspice1234 March 6, 2010

procrastibake 

verb- to to put off or defer (an action) until a later time because you got high

I was gonna (...) but i procrastibaked.

procrastibake by ass&butt August 17, 2010

procrastination 

Things i have done while procrastinating

1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over......

What great things we have accomplished from procrastination.

procrastination by were we came in? April 9, 2006

procrastination 

Watching people eat your Cosmic Bacon Orb in Restaurant City while making out with your best friend, when you should be doing something productive. But meh, you'll just go back into your best friend and have hot passionate make-out sessions.

"Ah dang, I should be memorizing my lines for Spanish, but my best friend seems a lot more alluring, and he is just too cute...especially when he falls for my man-bitch schemes. So I'll go and make out with him, since he still owes me a lesson on how to be a good kisser ^^ Oya, I just leveled up my Cosmic Meat Orb dish in Restaurant City, so I'll let the people have that dish, while I make out. This is procrastination at its finest"

procrastination by V_For_Vendetta February 18, 2010

procrastibation 

The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.

I was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all I've been doing is procrastibation.

procrastibation by searchlight June 9, 2011

Procrastibation 

The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.

I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.

Procrastibation by Kyzer13 August 11, 2009

procrastibation 

Jacking around when you have more important things to do.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

procrastibation by uffda.doncha.know February 22, 2010