big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021

SlimeGuyVR X Pokey

SlimeGuyVR X Pokey is valid and so cute

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by SlimeGuyf6y7waesgbyeuf February 16, 2022

The Spooky Hokey Pokey

A nickname for sex. Not to be mixed up with “The Devils Tango”

“Charlie is doing The Spooky Hokey Pokey with Lukas”
“But Charlie isn't gay?”
“He’s experimenting”

by Ieatfurries69 December 7, 2022

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.

Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

by Alpha sinuclein January 30, 2018

Razzy Poke

To inappropriately poke things up your ass

That lad there loves nothing else than a good old Razzy Poke

by Greg_the_Smeg February 18, 2019

soap and poke

v. to wash one's ass, thoroughly, with soap and a finger, repeating until the finger comes out clean.

n. the act of washing ones anus.

Doris, if you want me to toss your salad you had best give it the old soap and poke.

I am very happy with my new bidet, I love a quick soap and poke.

by homoguytom February 1, 2013

pokedeath

When you die playing Pokemon Go.

Also known as a Darwin Award.

A man crashed his car and died, it turned out to be a pokedeath.

by N04h July 31, 2016