Phandom

People who can't accept their feelings of admiration towards someone so they resort to shady tactics to keep up with their guilty pleasure. A play on words derived from fandom and phantom that is used to describe the uncomfortable situation of liking someone but not being able to express it in a healthy way.

A closeted fan is part of the phandom.

by Kity Importa January 15, 2024

to paedo

To attack and sexually abuse a child, usually after arranging to meet on an Internet message board (forum).

Because that's what happens on the Internet.

OMGOSH you're meeting up with a load of people you met on a forum!? You're gonna get paedoed!

So I was cybering online with this girl and it turned out she was actually just another old man who wanted to paedo me. :(

by Alex Jones August 12, 2006

vicar paedo

all vicars who touch kids.ie. all of them

woman1:'ere look at that vicar paedo
woman2:which one love theres hundreds in this vicar collage
woman1"sodomising cunts

by Gareth (DAVESKITCHEN) April 28, 2008

Phellow Phandom Phriend

A name for a person in the Phamily/Phandom
made up by a handsome, non-famous Phandom member (aka. Me)
used when greeting a fellow member of the Phamily

Phandom Member 1: "Wow this video is so funny xDD"
Me (aka. Phandom Member 2): "Hey Phellow Phandom Phriend!"

by PhilsGrassFlops June 26, 2016

Female Paedophile

Figure it out yourself.

You should be able to figure out what a female paedophile is yourself. You've got Google (if you are reading this) and common knowledge. Figure it out yourself.

by LordJenal September 28, 2022