Peking Tortoise

When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.

Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.

by shane_r April 10, 2009

peeping bomb

Phrase used to describe a bizarre the act of a woman taking a dump and a man being aroused by it. It's like a reverse blumpkin The woman is on the seat and the man actually witnesses the actual dump coming out.

When a girl sits backwards on a toilet seat and takes a crap while a man is watching. You would say "She did that? She gave you a peeping bomb."

by iceman 69 December 22, 2009

peeping barwick

when you knock on the bathroom of the opposite sex and instead of waiting you barge straight in.

this chick told everyone she caught me doing a peeping barwick and now i have a sexual harassment charge.

by dragonxd April 6, 2010

Peeling Onions

Peeling Onions

(Peehl-ling Uhn-Yuns)

Definition: Crying or Sobing.

Term: Verb

E.g. - Yo' bro, you can quit peeling onions now.

or

Why is Tammy peeling onions again?

by Onion Guru Tim March 27, 2011

Peking Mushroom

When your dick it so big, that the tip of your cock peeks out of her mouth!

I was hammering this chick and when she opened her mouth too moan I saw a Peking Mushroom

by Spanky Kingston October 17, 2011

peeking duck

A large turd that is uncomfortably peeking out of your bung hole

Bro I gotta find a bathroom, I got a peeking duck!

by mrmeanor January 20, 2016

Peingus

A strangly shaped or deformed dick that doesn't function properly. Can be used as an insult to something or some one who doesn't get the job done.

America's government is a major peingus.

by Wigga #2 March 20, 2016