karl pedal

Karl pedal is an awesom guy that likes too be stepped on he likes to go fast like sonic

1. Gotta go Karl pedal

2. Can't you drive faster? No. Why? Well I can't reach Karl pedal.

by LuddeS December 12, 2016

Flat pedals

The type of pedal used by inferior cyclists that think there cool but in reality are much slower and are afraid of being attached to their bike because they suck

"Flat pedals win medals"
"make sure you never ask me to ride with you again"

by Supreme Boi February 6, 2017

Dick pedastool

A handcrafted pedastool used to help hold up a huge penis during a blowjob.

He was so big i had to use my dick pedastool last night so my arms wouldn't get tired holding it up.

by Alpha645 March 3, 2017

Idiot Pedant

1. A person that invites himself to lecture you about anything and everything but in reality is a complete dumb-ass.

2. Much like an idiot savant, the idiot pedant really is an idiot.

After Eric decided to give us the three-hour lecture on golfing, that was completely wrong, he just cemented the fact that he’s an idiot pedant.

by Karlsmash August 18, 2019

Fuck The Pedal

When you give up on the drum pedal while playing Rock Band.

Guy 1: Dude use the fucking pedal you're gonna lose!

Guy 2: Fuck the pedal!!!

by DexterMoans November 13, 2011

Albanian gas pedal

Where you shit on a girl’s pussy/asshole and then press your foot into it as if it were a gas pedal and try to get the shit inside

David: How was last night?
Jeremy: It was absolutely insane, I gave Emma a Albanian gas pedal
David: Jesus that’s disgusting

by Ekdjenendnsjsj July 31, 2023

Russian Gas Pedal

To squash your someone's crotch under your foot causing extreme pain only tolerated by RoShamBo Masters.

As my boyfriend was taking a snooze out by the pool, I thought it would be funny to tell my little brother to give him a Russian Gas Pedal while he was off dreaming in la la land.
When he woke up my little bro was stepping on his nuts! Luckily I had my camera out and now the whole thing is on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-rV07YZM&feature=related

by Jessica138 January 20, 2009