psychic parasite

A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.

Meth addiction is caused by psychic parasites.

by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019

Alex Parastaran

Alex is a girl who is absolutely amazing, kind, beautiful, hot, funny, fun, lit and a really cool girl to hang out with when you need someone. If you ever have the chance to date Alex, you are a lucky one. Alex will treat you very well and you should treat her well too. Alex is just a great girl who most guys fall in love with.

I wish I was Alex Parastaran

by ALEX (GIRL) May 26, 2019

Xtreme parasites

Irredeemable parasites.

The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019

Information parasite

Someone who always asks for information from other people instead of looking it up themselves.

She asked me all about the assignment. She's such an information parasite.

by Chrischras September 10, 2020

vicarious parasite

A person who feigns care for your situation only to use it to enrich their lifeless, mundane existence. Actions also typically include: (1) unsanctioned sharing of your personal information to others in the form of gossip, judgement, (2) continued prodding for more details to assist the recipient in seeming more interesting to others than their own life would allow, and (3) as a basis for engaging strangers in conversation that falsely makes them seem more interesting than they actually are. Also used in the form “pathetic vicarious parasite.”

I was temporarily comforted by my retired father’s interest in my back surgery until I remembered that he is a pathetic vicarious parasite with the primary objective of obtaining information to gossip and elevate himself in social circles.

by Observative December 19, 2020

Political Parasite

Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.

Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.

by MayneDeWayne May 27, 2021

Culture parasite

People who parasitize a culture other than their own.

A culture parasite sucks the life out of a culture while giving nothing back.

by Natural Life December 23, 2021