Scrooge McDuck Paper

Money. Dollar Bills. Scratch, Skrilla, Moolah, Dough, Paper, Ducats, Cheese, Green, Dead Presidents, Greenbacks, Yaper, Cashish, Spinach, Jacksons, Grants, Benjamins...You get the idea.

Maaan, I would hit the titty joint with you guys, but I already spent that fat wad of Scrooge McDuck Paper.

by D-Bruch November 6, 2006

papercut survivor

Very painful experience you went through. Mostly emotionally rather then physically, like a breakup,

I'm a papercut survivor, I caught feelings but now it's over.

by Netkom July 30, 2018

paper doll

a female only interested in money

She only roll wit him cause of his phat ride...pure paper doll!

by Dirty September 23, 2003

Papelporn

Any pitching involving Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon, often characterized by the mild arousal it causes in male Red Sox fans.

For gawd's sake, don't go near Sean right now. He's watching Papelporn.

by StPeterOfDorchester November 19, 2007

paper passer

like a paper pusher, but someone who works in an office who just passes along papers to a coworker without adding any real value.

Jennifer: Rick is worthless. All he does is pass the papers on to you without doing any real work or adding value.

Greg: Yeah, he's nothing but a paper passer.

by gferro October 15, 2009

PAPER MONKEY

Someone who has a desk job doing paperwork.

Boss: Kathryn what are you doing?

Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!

Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?

Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.

Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!

by RedRibbonSword October 19, 2010

Paper penis

Toilet paper residue on your manhood, after you wipe urin off the tip.

Kevin: "Damn, I got paper penis again. I hate when that happens!"
Jeff: "You're a dick head! Only girls wipe!"

by SangitEde September 9, 2014