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Stefan Pants

Pants that end 1-2 inches about the end of the shoe when one stands and 3-4 inches above the end of the shoe when one sits. Part of the ankle is visible at all times.
pants go in an order: normal pants, stefan pants, capris, shorts, short shorts.
by mynamestom June 15, 2009
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Hot Pants

A game that is currently taking the UK by storm. Basically, a group of revellers strip to their pants and set them alight. The person who keeps their flaming pants on for the longest is declared the winner.
Alright there pal, do you fancy a game of hot pants?
by Stevie Jacobs July 7, 2010
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Miguels' Pants

the place where virtually everything in the universe happens.
Person 1: "where are you right now?"
Person 2: "same place as you stupid. MIGUELS' PANTS."
by Barbieex2 March 5, 2011
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pants apples

Balls/nuts. Balls are round like apples, and they're in the pants (usually), hence pants apples.
Joe has some huge pants apples!
Twilight sucked pants apples.
You called Ms. Stevens a bitch? You've got some pants apples.
by 2 camels in a tiny car January 5, 2011
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mumble pants

when your pants are so tight you can see a womans lips move
hey mumble pants i can see your lips moving but i can't hear what you are saying
by skeeter April 8, 2004
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Yoga Pants

Pants that make anyone look like they have an ass.
"Damn when did Jillian get an ass".
"She doesn't, its just the yoga pants".
by Effing Dbag October 4, 2010
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Wears the pants

1. Refers to the person in charge.
2. The phrase stems from the time of patriarchy when men went out and worked to provide for their families while women tended the home. Men wore pants while women were more likely to wear dresses. The men of that time were seen as the leaders of their families.
3. An insult to one memember of a relationship, usually the male, who has lost or willingly given the majority of control of the relationship to the other.
Ben: Hey, what happened to Joe? His phone rang and the next thing I know he was gone.

Jake: Oh that would have been his wife Donna calling and telling him to come home and put his dishwashing skirt on. She wears the pants in that house.
by Justaineer December 19, 2008
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