pants apples

Balls/nuts. Balls are round like apples, and they're in the pants (usually), hence pants apples.

Joe has some huge pants apples!
Twilight sucked pants apples.
You called Ms. Stevens a bitch? You've got some pants apples.

by 2 camels in a tiny car January 5, 2011

mumble pants

when your pants are so tight you can see a womans lips move

hey mumble pants i can see your lips moving but i can't hear what you are saying

by skeeter April 8, 2004

Yoga Pants

Pants that make anyone look like they have an ass.

"Damn when did Jillian get an ass".
"She doesn't, its just the yoga pants".

by Effing Dbag October 4, 2010

Wears the pants

1. Refers to the person in charge.
2. The phrase stems from the time of patriarchy when men went out and worked to provide for their families while women tended the home. Men wore pants while women were more likely to wear dresses. The men of that time were seen as the leaders of their families.
3. An insult to one memember of a relationship, usually the male, who has lost or willingly given the majority of control of the relationship to the other.

Ben: Hey, what happened to Joe? His phone rang and the next thing I know he was gone.

Jake: Oh that would have been his wife Donna calling and telling him to come home and put his dishwashing skirt on. She wears the pants in that house.

by Justaineer December 19, 2008

Pants Time

The time of day that comes before snack time and after nap time.

"Nap time comes before pants time, not after."

by Keynon June 6, 2005

Asshole pants

A person who acts like a jerk all day long, is wearing their asshole pants.

Everything seems to be bothering Tomas today. He must be wearing his asshole pants!

by DJug July 26, 2019

Pant Puddle

The almost always accident that occurs when after you pee and some of the left-over pee in your urethra drizzles down your pant legs: due to impatiences of not fully choking your peen,enough, after the act. This usually is an uncomfortable feeling that leaves you walking away from the bathroom/restroom in a sort of irregular step.

#1Mom: My son's underwears are always yellow. I think he has some sorta problem."
#2 Mom: Naw it's nothing out of the ordinary. Just Pant Puddle."

by Daravouchi October 9, 2013