Funk & Dunk

A nasty, somewhat heinous prank, done to a persons food without their consent , usually someone whom is not liked. It consists rubbing ones finger on their dirty anus hole and rubbing it around in someones food.

"This woman whom I just took her order was rude. Let's do a "funk & dunk" to her milkshake."

by Jeff To the K August 22, 2011

purple funk

(adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.

I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.

by GolderGirl April 7, 2019

funk blaster

The act of fucking a bitch and you shove some drumsticks up her rectal cavity while performing maggot brain by funkidelic on the drum set

I your mother a good funk blasting last night damn I'm a good funk blaster

by Negroneus March 30, 2017

book funk

The inability to read any book regardless of genre.

I'm in a terrible book funk.

by BookBoyfriendHarem July 19, 2018

tyler funke

one of the hottest men on the whole fucking planet, his 3am tik toks on @fylertunke are the cause for my insomnia.

Me: I would funke tyler funke any day of the week.

by timotheechalamet'scumsock April 24, 2020

Funk Beds

When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.

Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.

by schino20 May 31, 2018

man funk

man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.

Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious man funk goin' on.

by TooSick4U January 6, 2009