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Funk Beds

When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.
Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.
by schino20 May 31, 2018
mugGet the Funk Bedsmug.

book funk

The inability to read any book regardless of genre.
by BookBoyfriendHarem July 19, 2018
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tyler funke

one of the hottest men on the whole fucking planet, his 3am tik toks on @fylertunke are the cause for my insomnia.
by timotheechalamet'scumsock April 24, 2020
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purple funk

(adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.
I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.
by GolderGirl April 7, 2019
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Erie Funk

The very inevitable and unfortunate wave of despair and anger that results from spending extended periods of time in Erie, PA. It is believed to be caused by the town's lack of values as a whole from the highest to the lowest levels of city and social infrastructure. Another possibility may be the large quantity of elicit substances that travel to and through town which the youth helplessly fall victim to. Outsiders are most perceptible to this phenomenon. Though there is no known remedy, the lucky few who escape this do so by finding refuge with select good company.
Ed: yo I cant get out of this erie funk. Just leads to drinking and smoking everyday.

Dan: yeah me too man. Lets get out of town this weekend.
by Snicker915 October 30, 2013
mugGet the Erie Funkmug.

funk blaster

The act of fucking a bitch and you shove some drumsticks up her rectal cavity while performing maggot brain by funkidelic on the drum set
I your mother a good funk blasting last night damn I'm a good funk blaster
by Negroneus March 30, 2017
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man funk

man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.
Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious man funk goin' on.
by TooSick4U January 6, 2009
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