After Funk

The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.

Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.

If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.
Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.

Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"
by Totsjeal May 01, 2010
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purple funk

(adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.
I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.
by GolderGirl April 07, 2019
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Erie Funk

The very inevitable and unfortunate wave of despair and anger that results from spending extended periods of time in Erie, PA. It is believed to be caused by the town's lack of values as a whole from the highest to the lowest levels of city and social infrastructure. Another possibility may be the large quantity of elicit substances that travel to and through town which the youth helplessly fall victim to. Outsiders are most perceptible to this phenomenon. Though there is no known remedy, the lucky few who escape this do so by finding refuge with select good company.
Ed: yo I cant get out of this erie funk. Just leads to drinking and smoking everyday.

Dan: yeah me too man. Lets get out of town this weekend.
by Snicker915 October 29, 2013
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Monkey Funk

A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"
by alynmo May 15, 2010
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Cum funk

Cum that emits a musky odor, particuarly from a rag, shirt, or sock used as clean up after a orgasm.
Billy forgot to do the laundry, there is cum funk escaping from his hamper.
by Dr. Orgazmo February 19, 2010
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tyler funke

one of the hottest men on the whole fucking planet, his 3am tik toks on @fylertunke are the cause for my insomnia.
by timotheechalamet'scumsock April 25, 2020
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man funk

man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.
Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious man funk goin' on.
by TooSick4U January 06, 2009
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