nutscrubber

A homosexual male's moustache.

You need to trim your nutscrubber, honey, I'm getting chafed down there.

by sbo December 30, 2010

the nuts

In poker, the best possible hand given the community cards available.

I was drawing dead, he already had the nuts

by Stu Ungar August 14, 2003

tater nuts

What you call a guy when he have mashed potatoes fall on his nuts. Derived from an episode of That 70's Show.

Hyde: Let's ask Tater Nuts.
Kelso: Don't call me that!

by sb129 April 15, 2008

bust nuts

to ejaculate and produce sperm

mah man ere bust nuts all dai erday

by B2KSOULJA February 18, 2008

Living in a nutshell

To be isolated from everything and avoid contact with real life.

I was living in a nutshell, I didn't know Obama was elected President.

by Floydlover January 12, 2012

all hands and no nuts

A lightweight female description of an aging male lover.

I was pleasantly and ecstatically surprised to find that he was all hands and no nuts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2020

nutsacking

When one lightly coats his nutsack with vasoline and stamps somebody's vehicle windsheild or house windows (any glass object) with their nutsack leaving a clear image of ones nutprint on glass.

"Hey, you niggers want to go nutsacking tonight?"

"I just nutsacked Dan's glass of water.."

"Dude, which one of you sons of bitches nutsacked my windsheild last night?"

by PermNasty June 14, 2009