Pie Plate Nipples

Huge areolas that seem to cover almost the entire surface area of the breast.

Whoa! That chick's got pie plate nipples! They're huge!

by B.C. Ericks July 27, 2010

Squeezing the Nipples

When a girl lets you go under her shirt, the act of squeezing and rolling her nipples in between your thumb and forefinger. You can also suck on them and gently bite them, to get her turn on. Girls love this.

Bob: "I went to 2nd base yesterday"
Frank: "Lucky! How far?"
Bob: "I got all the way to squeezing the nipples."

by juggieful January 10, 2012

balonga nipples

a woman that has nipples the size of a piece of balonga

this bitch took off her bra, and she had some nasty balonga nipples

by spltbird November 25, 2002

cookie nipples

absurdly large areolas the size of cookies or dinner plates. also darker in colour like cookies.

Dude, watch out - that chick has cookie nipples!

by The Cookie Monster July 16, 2008

Tower Nipples

This term is used to describe the nipples of a woman when the length exceeds the width. In most cultures this is considered to be an undesirable and often repulsive attribute on those unfortunate enough to suffer from the condition.

I threw up in my mouth and left when Jennifer took off her shirt and I discovered her unsettling tower nipples.

by Frumpy McBumpy June 2, 2009

My Nipples Are Hard

This term is usually used when someone had just heard some good - often unexpected - news.

Dave: Guess what?
Mike: What?
Dave: When I went to get us tickets to the 'Stones gig, the girl at the ticket booth was an ex girlfriend of mine in college!
Mike: So? Big deal!
Dave: She gave us 'Platinum' grade seats and we only paid for 'Silver'! How do you like that!
Mike: That's excellent! My nipples are hard, dude!

by buckonz February 27, 2010

hairy nipples

extremely gross hair around the nipple region of male.

Russell has large hairy nipples, but he consistently denies it.

by chaleco August 1, 2006