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Nerd Boner

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content
DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner
by Tehpirate November 11, 2009
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nerd crush

A crush on someone that developed because of admiration for the person's skill/talent/intellectual abilities etc. Often used by straight(er) people to clarify that crushes of the same gender are more or less platonic.
"I have such a huge nerd crush on our prof"
by betsi January 7, 2009
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nerdcool

noun: fashion style.

As nerd lost some of its negative connotations, the fashion and style of young wealthy hip intellectuals became known as nerdcool.

Often used ironically to denote the attempt of big business to market a product as "edgy" and "smart".
The ipod is very nerdcool

"Nerdcool is the new ghetto"

Suicidegirls is deliberatly branded as nerdcool.
by Eef October 2, 2005
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nerd tip

Doing homework; Anything school related (i.e. projects, papers, reading, etc.)
Jess: What's up for tonight?
KB: I'm on my nerd tip now so I'm bouta get wild tonight... u
by Dushana Bernami January 16, 2009
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nerdbag

Someone who flaunts their intelligence in a derogatory manner.
Jeff from marketing: "Yo Bill, I just learned html and made a pretty decent web site. Wondering if you could help me out here."
Bill from software: "Sorry, I can't talk to you until you can write a cross domain AJAX app with geolocation."
Jeff: "Quit being a nerdbag dude."
by coolfire21 September 24, 2010
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nerd pimpslap

The use of an analogy or reference in conversation that is highly academic in nature. Knowledge of the particular reference typically requires advanced study - often in technical fields but is not strictly limited to such. The proper use of a nerd pimpslap will generally cause silence, bewilderment and/or a sense of shocked awe in the audience.
Nerd pimpslapping is the opposite of using analogy to explain complex academic topics. (i.e. using complex analogy to explain simple phenomena)

The reference maker is effectivly slapping his / her audience with academia that is so ostentatious, outlandish, and perhaps pretentious that any further argument is suffocated.

However, care must be taken not to attempt to nerd pimpslap those who are highly educated in the field of reference. Doing so may evoke a response with an even stronger nerd pimpslap.

Special note: pop cultural references to Star Trek, Star Wars and other icons of geekiness do not constitute a nerd pimpslap.
Our teacher asked who was the most important figure in the civil war so Tom gave her a nerd pimpslap, "Abraham Lincoln federated the north and the south like DB2 and Oracle".
by uberbawden January 5, 2011
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nerdè

Adj. One who is nerdè has accomplished a nerdy dream and has probably become filthy rich. You don't make fun of a nerdè person.
Bill Gates is so nerdè.

Marta: Remember that weird chick in high school who used to do nothing but write in a little notebook?
Abby: Yeah?
Marta: Well, she went all nerdè and now has a New York Times Bestseller.

You make fun of me for wanting to go to the moon, but if I actually do, I'll be nerdè, not nerdy.
by AQuarkIsA November 6, 2011
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