by Anonymous May 11, 2003
Get the ners mug.A energetic woodland creature that hobbles through the woods searching for woodland fairies to prey upon.
A "Neris" will gather the fairy dust to make a potion that gives the Neris the ability to fly for 24 hours, so it can search for more of its prey upon treetops.
The "Neris" is recognized by its six large red webbed toes, olive coloured scaly skin, large hands, green bulging eyes and large buttox, and bright yellow wings and stands between 2ft - 4ft high.
A Neris can be found in the Himilayan Mountains, or living near lakes and streams, or high in mountain tree tops.
A "Neris" will gather the fairy dust to make a potion that gives the Neris the ability to fly for 24 hours, so it can search for more of its prey upon treetops.
The "Neris" is recognized by its six large red webbed toes, olive coloured scaly skin, large hands, green bulging eyes and large buttox, and bright yellow wings and stands between 2ft - 4ft high.
A Neris can be found in the Himilayan Mountains, or living near lakes and streams, or high in mountain tree tops.
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by swimmerchick February 6, 2010
Get the Neris mug.Me:- My brother in law hasn't worked for 8 years, he gets disability benefit because he has a bad back and depression and sometimes uses a mobility scooter but I have seen him carrying heavy bags and walking on ice.
Friend:- Your brother in law is a right nerp
Me:- My sister also hasn't worked for 8 years, she was sacked from her last job for stealing from the till but now she gets benefits as my brother in laws carer.
Friend:- Your sister is also a nerp.
Me:- They have been given a council house in a street the postman calls Giro Town and refere to themselves as doleys.
Friend:- They live in a street full of nerps and you should have nothing more to do with them.
Me:- I don't.
Friend:- Your brother in law is a right nerp
Me:- My sister also hasn't worked for 8 years, she was sacked from her last job for stealing from the till but now she gets benefits as my brother in laws carer.
Friend:- Your sister is also a nerp.
Me:- They have been given a council house in a street the postman calls Giro Town and refere to themselves as doleys.
Friend:- They live in a street full of nerps and you should have nothing more to do with them.
Me:- I don't.
by Mr and Mrs Camel April 7, 2010
Get the Nerp mug."I was playin' Onimusha last night bro yo, and I kicked serious ass wipes dudelio!"
"That's awesome stuff dude. Totally off da hook!"
"You know it my home shizzle!"
"Let's go check out the latest pimpin' episode of my fav show!"
"What show is that, my home SKILLET?"
"Whaddya think man? Spongebob Squarepants of course! What do you think it was, some gayass show like Pimp My Ride?"
"No way, pimp home dog, that show sucks nizzle."
"Alright, we're missin' da SPONGEBOB MARATHON!!!!"
"Oh crap man, we better get our twinkies and the remote!"
"You know it bro yo!"
"That's awesome stuff dude. Totally off da hook!"
"You know it my home shizzle!"
"Let's go check out the latest pimpin' episode of my fav show!"
"What show is that, my home SKILLET?"
"Whaddya think man? Spongebob Squarepants of course! What do you think it was, some gayass show like Pimp My Ride?"
"No way, pimp home dog, that show sucks nizzle."
"Alright, we're missin' da SPONGEBOB MARATHON!!!!"
"Oh crap man, we better get our twinkies and the remote!"
"You know it bro yo!"
by X April 28, 2004
Get the Cool nerds mug.by Deaf Diggler May 13, 2005
Get the Nerpel mug.My definition of a nerdsexual is someone who prefers to have relationships both of the mind and romantically/physically with other nerds regardless of gender or ethnicity. The mind and spirit is what is important.
I consider myself a total nerdsexual . I guess some people would callme a bisexual nerd but it is more than that. For instance I am a total nerd. I have always sought that out in my relationships both romantic and freindships. I don't judge anyone on their ethnicity (but do enjoy hearing and learning about opposing points of view a cultural things), I also don't judge anyone on their gender, what does it really matter if they have two X chromosomes or a Y thrown in. True love and connection has to do with the mind. Nerds have great minds.
by nerdsexual May 6, 2014
Get the nerdsexual mug.Kristen was so drunk and passed out that he jizzed on her so I poured Nerds on her and she looked like a Nerds Rope!
by CarlyFro February 23, 2011
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