Murdered By Words

When you get fucked by someones words and don't have anything else to say back to them

Person1: Wat's up how did the quarrel go with him?
Person2: I just got fucking Murdered by words he is too intelectual for me

by Lil bitch that has a ditch May 26, 2020

murderbiliaphile

(noun) A person who has a strong interest in and a factual knowledge of the subject of murderbilia and the many other related associations with Murderbilia and Murderbilia items, including, but not limited to their significance in a historical context and their overall monetary value to other collectors and curators alike.

Jordan was a Cook, just like his dreamboat fantasy lover, executed serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Jordan was a self-proclaimed murderbiliaphile, or someone with a large body of knowledge on the subject of murderbilia and serial killers, and was quite proud of his collection of paintings by the brutal homosexual murderer and trickster. Turns out Jordan didn't know much of shit, and busied his days fantasizing about bring throttled and conquered by the long gone brute killer of his dreams, usually masturbating and shoving a dildo up his ass all the while.

by GayJordyFU April 22, 2023

Comment Murderer

One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.

Also see comment murder

Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)

Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)

by ChAoS x DaRk April 9, 2011

post-murder

When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.

Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"

Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/

by Midnight Manatee August 22, 2011

Social Murder

Act of a society placing its poor in social conditions resulting in predictable outcomes

The girls family committed social murder, when she was exiled from her family for not having the same values as them.

by Sharpnbrite June 4, 2018

step murder

When you Jack-off on to the floor or street then stomp on it thus killing millions of innocent people!

Man, that guy was so fucked up He dropped his pants and committed a Step Murder!

by Dawnrazor December 4, 2018

Kermit Murder

Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.

Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN

by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020