Briar Mule 

A mans penis

When my penis popped out of my boxers I said “oh no, the briar mule has escaped!”

Briar Mule by Briarmule November 3, 2020

christmas mule 

Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.

Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.

christmas mule by Dave_Digler_Rva January 23, 2022

loop the mule 

male masturbation, jerking-off, etc.

Man, this stripper is hot...I gotta go loop the mule.

loop the mule by PJ75 September 16, 2007

off your mule 

A person that is very drunk usually male.

'Man! Can we do it in the morning? You are off your mule'

off your mule by TartdyTardis November 28, 2013

Mexican Pack Mule 

The act of peeing in a girls mouth as she sits on the toilet and pees as well.

Have you ever tried a Mexican Pack Mule?

Mexican Pack Mule by Nukaworldsupreme November 2, 2019

muffin the mule 

a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s

we all love muffin, muffin the mule.

muffin the mule by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

Emotional Mule 

A person used by a friend or associate to pass on information, that the user doesn't want to tell to the intended recipients face personally.

Recipient "dude, you're my best friend what did she say?!"
Mule "grrr....She said she really likes you but i'm not allowed to tell you!"
Recipient "grrr, you're emotional mule!"

Emotional Mule by Eddiy November 4, 2011