muddin

me draggin my big ol hog through yo ass

man last night i was muddin in that bitch

by ThaRealBottyThotty June 19, 2019

mudda ess

1. (noun) one who is being unreasonable, silly, strange, annoying, hilarious, or hypersensitive

2. (adj.) something that is outrageously funny, extremely disheartening, or excessively ordinary

3. (verb) to waste time doing pointless shit or to roflcopter around all night when one should be doing something more productive

4. an exclamation used when surprised, disturbed, or bored, synonymous to a long, drawn out fawk; begins to sound like a pained yelping whine/squeal with indistinguishable consonant sounds when used excessively and repeatedly in a high-pitched, dying cat voice

5. can be used as a greeting if mutually understood

- "wsup dude"
- "mudda ess"

- "wow you fargot you just TK'd me like 3 times in a row you mudda ess"

- "man im so bored i wanna play some left 4 dead"
- "stop mudda essing around and study for your o-chem final tomorrow"

- "yo broseph i can turn my axe spray into a flamethrower isnt that hella mudda ess"

- "muhhhh essss!!!!"
- "muh.. muh.. muh... MUHHHH ESSSSS!!!

by dan toda maoduh February 2, 2009

Mudding

Dragging my big ole hog thru your ass

Hey wanna go mudding

by Toe sucker696969 October 26, 2018

muddy funster

a polite way of saying "mother fucker" or "muddafucka"

"kiss my knee muddy funster"

by Steve August 28, 2003

Muddy Playing Conditions

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.

Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

THE MUDDY YETI

WHEN YOU GET A GIRL SO DRUNK THAT SHE SHITS HERSELF WHILE STANDING UP. THE SHIT RUNS INTO HER HAIRY PUSSY RESEMBLING A DIRTY YETI

YO' DUDE! I GOT THIS GIRL SO WASTED THAT SHE GAVE HERSELF THE MUDDY YETI " IT WAS FUCKIN' SICK BUT I BANGED HER ANYWAY

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

Muddy Mace

A tube sock that has been defecated in and dampened in order to be used as a melee weapon.

"Oh damn, that bitch just got smacked with a muddy mace!"

by thesmack December 17, 2008