Mud Falcon

Defficating while rock climbing resulting in falling fecal matter.

I forgot my poop tube, so I had to let some mud falcons fly.

by Bono is God March 19, 2011

party mud

diarrhea; particularly after a night of merriment

I just painted the bowl with some party mud.

by HUHDUH July 10, 2005

Mud Whale

Typically a bloated RWD rally car with an $80 sticker running at the tail end of an ARA rally.

I'd rather be a Mud Whale than a Dirtfish.

by Mud Whale wrangler September 10, 2021

Mud Rose

When you do anal with a girl so hard that when you pull your cock out of her prime teen ass her anus gets prolapsed looking like a nice red rose but smells like cat shit.

Olivier: How was the hook up with Sabrina?
Chris: Bro that shit was super tight but when we did anal I gave her a Mud Rose and it smelled like dead animals

Oliver: Oof, tuck her anus back in so you can keep fucking her next time

by hahasuka December 7, 2020

mud valley

Crack to taint. Your asshole is the center.

Stop buying this cheap toilet paper.

Why?

Cause it ripped and I dragged my fingers through mud valley again.

by Cum Goblin November 13, 2018

Mud Job

Getting a hand job after anal sex.

After we had anal sex, caitlin totally gave me a mud job!

by Crichton1982 August 14, 2009

Mud Study

The description and comparisons of post-drinking mud experiences between the boys.

Person 1: Bro I’ve mudded 5 times in the past 3 hours
Person 2: Same, we should definitely have a mud study later.

by Quintessential Daddy September 18, 2019