mirror dance

Where two people approach one another on the street and become locked in entropy - each attempting to move out of the other’s way while continually managing to mirror the other’s movements to the exasperation of both.

I ran into her in the record store and the aisle was so narrow we wound up doing the mirror dance.

by C10Parsons July 2, 2009

good morrow

to bid another a welcoming. Or to celebrate a victory in a HELLOOOO style.

good morrow sir.
how many irish men does it take to change a lightbulb, 100, 1 to hold it and 99 to turn the room, GOOD MORROW

by pickle49 August 11, 2008

Meth Mirror

Long-term meth users have a drug-induced psychosis that leads them to believe they are fine, drop-dead gorgeous, the best looking person around while in fact they look exceedingly tore back, sucked up, roadmapped, shipwrecked, and butterfaced.
Their many bleeding scabs are only surpassed by their ten years out of date hairstyles and clothes. Women look in the meth mirror and spend hours doing their make up thinking that they look like a star. The meth mirror is a delusion, a state of mind.
Tweaker: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?" (Preens, showing decaying teeth).

Everytime Joce looked in the meth mirror, she thought she was a fine mother-fucker when in fact she looked like a lab-experiment squirrel.

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

mirror disease

When you need a mirror to see your genitals.

syn: Mirroritis

He's so fat, he's got Mirror Disease.

by Crapple0 June 3, 2004

mirror fag

a narcissus,a person who cannot resist the temptation to look at themselves in any mirror and comment or gloat on being handsome or beautiful so that all around them can hear
,or even in private,talking to themselves.

Ryan coulndt pass a mirror up without stopping and saying out loud what a handsome devil he was.Chris commented,Ryan your such a mirror fag, Quit oogling at yourself in the mirror.

by Terry Lasley. Kansas city Mo. January 16, 2007

Mordor

Another name for the seemingly endless hellscape that is Los Angeles, California. The term applies best at night. It's smoky, dark, and filled with Orcs.

One does not simply walk into Mordor...

by Tyler Norman November 25, 2006

Mirror Shot

A photo taken of oneself in his or her bathroom mirror usually with a cellular telephone camera. Mirror shots are taken by either toolbags or sluts that usually post them to social sites in order to gain attention either through compliments (eg "bra, you're so ripped!") or criticisms (eg bra, you're so gay). The duchiest of mirror shots are those that are taken without a shirt on, usually accompanied by sunglasses and/or by a face known as a "grill". Females taking mirror shots usually expose large amounts of cleavage and often push out their rear ends to appear like they have more "junk in the trunk" then in actuality. People who post these mirror shots are likely candidates for mirror masterbation although that is not always the case.

Bra did you see John's mirror shot he just posted? He's so gay.

by imjustakid588 July 23, 2011